Regarding porn, what is your FAVORITE porn movie? You know, the one that REALLY gets you going! And on the flip side, what is the worst porn you've ever seen?
My favorite all time porn movie is "Mr. Postman, Please". It's an old one,not even in print any more, I don't think. If anyone could find a copy, PLEASE let me know!
The WORST was "Starship Intercourse". I laughed so hard I thought I would die! LOL!
As a side note: Has anyone here ever seen "Party Doll A Go Go"? It is funny, weird and hot all at the same time!
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Good Porn - Anything from a$$parade.com, 80's porn named "Twins" starring Carrena Collins, Paradise (Jenna Jameson), Jenna Loves Bella (Jenna Jameson and Bella Donna)
BJ's bj video in her old ads.
Bad Porn - anything where you can hear the guy (example: "Oh yeah", "Ohhhh my god", "Looook at that". Guys' ruin porn when you can hear them speak or breathe. Also, gaping does nothing for me, the toilet stuff (girls licking the toilet seats or whatever) is stupid.
What's with the porn where girls are gagging and the guys spit on their face or in their mouth? How is that arrousing?
Anyway, that's my rant.
- mrod
- 01-22-2010, 09:49 AM
Anything with Ashlynn Brooke, Lela Star, or Faye Reagan (avatar)
Is there such a thing as bad porn?? Oh wait i take that back efuckt com
First porn I ever saw was Deep Throat with Linda Lovelace. memorable as the first time I'd seen that much sex at one time.
Most memorable (don't ask me why!) some porn flick by a one-legged chick known as Long Jean Silver. Can't get that one outta my head.
After that, it's all pussy, cock and cum.
Nina Hartley, especially in Porn spoofs, like Debbie Does Dishes.
Marilyn Chambers in Insatiable.
Carol (something), redheaded actress in Deep Throat, did a great stairwell scene. One of the prettiest pornettes from the 70's.
Of course there's Pirates.
Nailin' Palin.
And Bridget the Midget.
I agree with mrod. Ashlynn Brooke is Awesome. Also Katie Morgan.
Nina Hartley, especially in Porn spoofs, like Debbie Does Dishes.
Marilyn Chambers in Insatiable.
Carol (something), redheaded actress in Deep Throat, did a great stairwell scene. One of the prettiest pornettes from the 70's.
Of course there's Pirates.
Nailin' Palin.
And Bridget the Midget.
Originally Posted by sancocho
Carol Connor was the best part of Deep Throat. I saw it when it first came to Dallas at the Arcadia on Greenville. It was raided by DPD every showing, except one. That showing was the one I was in. Vintageporn when actresses were all natural (except Linda Lovlace who shaved-big novelty in 1970s).
Efuckt is the worst but sometimes I can't help myself.
i was always a big fan of john stagliano's films like buttman goes to brazil, buttman goes to budapest....they had the finest girls with the greatest asses that pretty much did everything.....rocco was usually in his videos and yall may know how crazy hes get into the sex and pussy
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for me its most of the Andrew Blake films after he went independent.
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very stylish lesbian action
My current favorite actress : Paola Rey from brazil
Retro:
Marilyn Chambers, Annie Sprinkles and SEKA....back when "bushy" was "in".
Current:
I really enjoy the home made, amateur stuff. No acting...sometimes funny...sometimes hot...sometimes not...but I like it anyway.
First porn I ever saw was Deep Throat with Linda Lovelace. memorable as the first time I'd seen that much sex at one time.
Originally Posted by txcwby6
This was the first port movie I saw too. I don't really have a favorite movie, as they seem to be pretty much the same, but I will say I have a porn crush on Bree Olson.
QUOTE=sancocho: "Nina Hartley, especially in Porn spoofs, like Debbie Does Dishes....And Bridget the Midget."
OMG! Nina Hartley was an EXTREMELY hot woman! I had a neighbor once who could have passed for her sister. REALLY!
And Bridget? OMG! That is one NASTY HOT little lady! LOVE her stuff!
I agree with jasser all the spitting gives me wtf moments!
bad porn qualities:
anal where the girl isnt having a good time- When the chick is fucking crying it is'nt hot!
bang bros vids- these guys have the hottest girls but sometimes it just seems so amatuer! I dont need to hear guys having a conversation, i don't want to hear someone texting, i definately don't wanna hear someone aol instant messageing.....once i heard the back and forth aol messaging tone for the entire scene!
fake screams- cody lane is one of the hottest pornstars IMHO but, watch a couple of her videos and you'll hear her screams and you'll know what I'm talking about.
I've met Nina Hartley once at a promo, even have a polaroid of her sitting on my lap. Nice lady, very funny. I've also met Christy Canyon....God I love her. I met Seka (also have a polaroid) and although she had aged a little, she was still magnetic. I had the best time with her and I thanked her for getting me through puberty. She laughed and said that she was probably responsible for getting a lot of young men through puberty.
I used to really like the 70's and 80's retro films with the bush and especially all the Swedish Erotica series....great lingerie back then. Bridgett Monet, Little Oral Annie, Cara Lott and Beth Anna.
I agree with 69, as today I like the amateur "girl next door" stuff when the lady is naturally attractive but not necessarily a beauty queen. I do not like the bleached blonde girls that have oversized plastic looking man-mades.
It just seems like they are a dime a dozen.
Today, give me a woman in a film that I might see at an airport or grocery store.