To knock off bucket list are there any midgets in town

To knock off bucket list are there any midgets in town? Female midgets for massage or escort looking to knock something off my bucket list

Midgets are in short supply

Lol I know right

Probably NOT what you had in mind but maybe they attract little people groupies and you can pick one up at the event.
https://www.tickettailor.com/events/...nators/578109/

This looks like a good opportunity to find something

https://www.eventbrite.com/o/microma...nt-31264039991