EXCUSES MARRIED MEN CAN USE - on WEEKENDS!

Hello everyone ! I wondered if we could get a good thread going on

Excuses men can use on the weekends to get out of the damn house for 2 hours ....
where she won't give you 25 kinds of Hell!

Some of you married guys JUST CANNOT GET OUT OF THE HOUSE

for 2 hours without the S.o. stopping you!!!! I hate this ! I play a lot on weekends

and my guys SOMETIMES can get out but usually sneak around M-f 8-5 ....
I bet some of you sexy girls and sexy guys know some good ones !!!! Let me have em!!!

lol.... Thank you !!!! Zena

I have to go to professional development...

Or I just take a secret half day off

Golf with a customer from out of town (Zena you should meet my putter)
Traffic school for blowing thorough a stop sign (Zena you really should meet my driver)
Lunch meeting with a customer from out of town who is heading back this afternoon (zena daty is my favorite)
Saturday afternoon men’s bible study group (catholic of course)

Gym

Gym, gun show, time after a public service event, time after weekend training, wife at work, wife at in-laws, wife out of town, etc.

Gone fishing.....wanna see my rod?

These are great !!! Thank you !!!!! Give me some more !!!!

Need to get the vehicle washed and polished.
(Emphasis on polished)

Hunting season started today. I am chasing white tail.

need lots of stuff from the hardware store.

I intend to insert my hardware into a receptacle that will store my sperm.

Y’all are making me smile today!

Games on pay for play. Aaaa view I mean

I gotta go paint pictures with ms paint

Thankfully I don't have to use them since the wife likes to hobby with me(I know, lucky bastard) but I would think playing poker(or poke her) would be a good one.

I'm going to a baseball game.

I'm the pitcher and have a pair of balls, I just need a catcher with a tight glove