Unknown Logic

So I contacted a provider this morning that was doing a special for hhr 125 fbsm. She does offer fs for 400 but is not gfe.
She is also an actual rmt ( so she said) Weighing my options on how my money would best serve me I asked what she would charge for an authentic 90 minute Swedish massage..no extras. I need a fucking massage and would rather give my money to a gfe provider for gfe instead of a little bit of rubbing and a little bit of tugging.

She didn't even reply.


Don't understand her logic...she could make 150 for an actual massage without having to give a hj, but she'd rather sit it out for a fbsm.


Hard to understand but I do realize that " potentially" she could do two hhr fbsm appointments at 125 per and make more...nuff of my nonsense
Sounds like a catch 22 of sorts that you unintentionally placed her in, check it out...

Perhaps she does not in fact have a legit licence for massage. In this case, now that you have inquired about a strictly legit massage, if the appointment takes place with out any extras suggested and you happened to be one of the massage enforcer police people-- she will be ticketed and potentially unable to ever be licensed again in Texas.

Then why would she tell me that she was licenced, you ask? Well, I will take a stab at explaining...

Your introductory conversation- as explained by you- hinted towards an appointment of the happy ending variety. She plopped you into the 'trick bucket' based off that first impression.

Then.. for reasons unknown to her you suddenly seemed to now be on the fence with a decision which engaged the 'Fuck! I'm losing him-reflex' provoking her to spit out what she thought you wanted to hear in persuasion. "Blah blah I have a legit licence blah blah". Thus, in turn, prompted your request to now be placed into the other 'bucket'.

Woah. WTF?

We (girls) have such rudimentary perception of what we think boys are supposed to want. Basically you just wanna get your dick off--morning, noon and night..right? I mean, how many erections per day on average for no reason at all are guys supposed to get? So, for you to voluntarily downgrade from get-your-dick-off status to just-pretend-my-dick's-not-there status.. Well.. that sort of convoluted decision making in regard to your penis must had sent her whoremone spidey senses into full effect.

And now, for the sake of this long-winded 'what if' scenario to make a lick of goddamn sense- let's say she accepts this appointment for the standard Swedish massage with absolutely no extras available and her legitimate license within plain view to customers. If you do happen to be 'them people', the fact of the matter is that she would likely be in the same predicament as in the first scenario. Licenced therapists acting in accordance to all of the state of Texas' regulations must be very careful where they advertise, and even more careful in their choice of wording as to not get their licenced pulled temporarily or indefinitely and to not be ticketed or sent to the slammer.

In conclusion, your outspoken uncertainty coupled with her poorly worded communication with her licencing in the middle, it seems she opted to go the safe route.




Or she could be getting her ass drilled as we speak by the guy who had his shit figured out before he called her and he simply swooped in and sealed the deal while you were wasting her time. I dunno.
Grace Preston's Avatar
Actually-- even if you only advertise as FBSM or "relaxation"... you can still get that ticket if a state official shows up at your door. It doesn't matter what phrasing you use.... if you are touching a body without a license, they can nail you.

For me.... I often shy from giving legit massage to gents from the board simply because I do not do the required paperwork on hobbyists that I would normally do on a civilian walking in for a regular massage. I will do it-- but I certainly don't push for it. My FBSM massage while technically proficient is not as "deep tissue" as it would be for someone who has filled out a proper health questionnaire, etc.
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BJ that shit was funny as hell!!!