Did she really say that???
1st one was best.. Poor Bastard is still bleeding... That one cut right to the bone.. No Pun
I liked them both. First one...well, there must be some dislike between the newscasters since that comment seemed to be intentional and just plain rude in my opinion. He didn't even laugh.
The 2nd one, well...looks like the guys have dirtier minds since they can't seem to control themselves.
Well done!