Doctor's orders

This sounds like my wife:

My uncle sought "treatment" three times to no avail.
Nice to start the weekend with a good clean 1. Kudos Peter.

Lmao

I heard a differnt version but the same punch line, two guys were in the woods hunting, one of them went into the bushes to take a leak,while there he got bit on his penis by a rattlesnake , he came screaming to his friend,who imeadiatly dialed 911 and was transferred to a doctor in a local er who instructed him to squeze the area of the bite then suck the vemon out buy mouth,after saying ok, I see,thank you, he hung up and put his cell phone back in his pocket and started silently tending to the camp fire."well what did they say" shouted the other guy, not too much, you're going to die, he responded!