upgrade from bissy track to the cosmo on the strip..

so apparently the bissy track SWs got the memo that if they get a bus ticket to the strip and keep about the same amount of clothes on in 5 star hotels like the cosmo-i.e. practically none at all-they can add another 0 to their hustle. who knew. and sure, you can always feel free to make sure i'm not a cop..

Wha . . .what?

i don't really feel like translating this for icu. can someone who knows what bissy track and a SW is, as well as where the strip is, and what 5 star hotel on the strip called the cosmo is? i guess also explain what adding another 0 to their demands is. and why it's funny that a ho who can't afford a plane ticket and has to take the bus instead ends up in the lobby of a 5 star hotel dressed exactly as she was dressed on bissy track? and why i said you can make sure i'm not a cop any time you like. sorry icu, but these are all inside jokes for anyone who has read my Vegas thread-Crazy Vegas Adventures-and also ever ran the blade (i.e. a bladerunner) on bissy track. and "getting the memo" is also sort of an inside joke among some hobbyists here referencing a line from a Michael J. Fox movie. i wasn't "altered" when i wrote this but unless you knew the backstories, i agree it would be pretty confusing.

btw, this trip was the 2nd most unusual trip ever. i skipped a couple years past the most unusual trip ever because if i had included the most unusual, no one would have believed me. so i went all pulp fiction because the story was all pulp fiction.

for this trip, rory said he'd have a 'significant" bankroll. i figured maybe 5gs? kid shows up with 50gs. as his uncle, i committed myself to making sure he went home with at least that. he did, but with a bit of a vig on the side too. when we left, we both said, "bin real nice doin bidnez whicha.." that's what we always say after we fuck a casino all good n hard uitb without any lube..

Ondareeldoe

English is my mother tongue. Hooker jargon-pigeon is not.

With respect i suggest: What you want to say is probably of some interest to most here. Just write what you mean to say.

Maybe I am just ageing out of the Hobby.

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English is my mother tongue. Hooker jargon-pigeon is not.

With respect i suggest: What you want to say is probably of some interest to most here. Just write what you mean to say.

Maybe I am just ageing out of the Hobby. Originally Posted by ICU 812

bissy track SW=a street walker on bissonnet

the strip=the Las Vegas strip

add another 0 to their hustle=charge clients on the strip 10× what she asks her clients she meets on bissonnet to pay

the cosmo=the Cosmopolitan Hotel, the newest (and maybe the fanciest?) hotel on the Las Vegas strip

make sure i'm not a cop=bissonnet SWs have an unusual way to screen clients, since they can't "check your references" like hdhoes on eccie and oh2 can. use your imagination.

got the memo=found out from a friend

bus ticket=a ticket on Greyhound to travel from (near) bissy track to the las vegas strip. (is Trailways still a thing?)

upgrade=going from walking Bissonnet and worrying about getting busted by vice to chillin in the lobby of the Cosmopolitan, waiting for rich guys to take them upstairs

i prefer to write in SW venacular. way more fun than the king's english.

any more questions..

Thank You for the translation sir.No Trailways went out of business 15,or more years ago. Go Greyhound and leave the driving to Us.LOL

bah - There are hookers dressed like civvies and civvies dressed like hookers at Cosmo, and all up and down the strip.

They like to congregate at Vesper and the lower level of Chandelier.

Personally, I like The Cromwell better. Also - I'm not going back to Vegas until the only thing I put on my face is the stripper's tits.

^^lol sir..

Trailways went out of business 15,or more years ago.LOL Originally Posted by dtymh55

Apparently not. LOL
https://trailways.com

Apparently not. LOL
https://trailways.com Originally Posted by Toolman

wow the plot thickens. i love that shit..

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btw, is Amtrac any good?