Formation of New Military Unit

In a potentially controversial move, the Pentagon will announce the formation of a new all-gay, all male company tentatively named the"Fighting 69thSodomites." Sources credit the creation of the 69th to House member Barney Frank, who has reportedly been working "very, very closely" with gay Pentagon officials.

A part of the 69th, note Major Stryker's Leather Platoon--they're very disciplined.

Admiral Nelson at NIMR