Mothers milk

darter's Avatar
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their
mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven
advantages of Mother's Milk.? The question was worth
70 points or none at all.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of
seven advantages.
However, he wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation,
just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test,
he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high
enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.

>>> He got an A.
Jed Clampett's Avatar
Lol! Thanks! I get caught staring at womens "containers" all the time!
Agreed , but every time I try to self serve , I get slapped !
grunt816's Avatar
Smart kid, he will go far in life...
Agreed , but every time I try to self serve , I get slapped !
RR ya need to pay at the pump---- FIRST!!!