A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says,
“Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.”
The blonde starts crying and says to her husband while sobbing
“That’s horrible!!! So many men dying that way!”
Confused the husband replies “Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.”
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says,
“… So how many is a Brazilian?”