HAHA Men Need To Stop Wearing Revealing “Side Thong” Swimwear ASAP!

There is a trend in Men’s swimwear fashions that is horrifying and terrorizing innocent beachgoers.: roflmao:

When I first tried on my c-string, I thought there was no way it was going to work, however… You really have to play with the wire a bit. In trying to get a good fit, I found that making sure it was tight against the body “between my cheeks” worked out the best, the very tip of the metal also had to be bent towards the body to fit right. Having made these adjustments: it is very comfortable, even for extended wear.

Two words: Cree-Py
kcpumper's Avatar
That is a minimalist banana hammock! I think glue would be involved if it was to stay on.
How would it look with a guy with a big belly?
How would it look with a guy with a big belly? Originally Posted by old-tyme-racer
If every woman can wear low rise jeans and half shirts, all men should wear these
http://www.eonline.com/news/552662/i...-too-much-skin

There is something similar for women too.
cuddlyteddybear's Avatar
Looks like a patch for a poorly hung pirate.