When we were kings (or queens)..

so since i'm still i'm still on sabbatical, i won't be posting any relevant content at this time on this thread. if that's an infraction, make it so. (Capt. Jean Luc Picard is definitely a legit gangsta and presents himself so.)

let it be known that first of all, i'm extremely grumpy cause today was go get free shit from the casino day and i haven't slept in 48 hours, and i will savage any trolls who even think about attempting to sorry-ass troll me in this thread worse than i'd savage donald trump in cross exam under oath on the stand.

q: "so sir you said you won Georgia, correct?"
a: "correct."
q: "well if you won Georgia, why did you need to go ask Mr. Rathensberger to go find 12,001 more votes?"
trump gives me a puzzled look, and then launches into a word salad so pathetic that it would earn a 3rd grader an F- and a "see me after class" in red from his teacher in his speech and debate class.
q: sir, is english your second language?

but although i don't have time to write about when we were kings (or queens), i do have some time hopefully to read some of your stories in between several rough, no lube, no warmup and completely brutal assfucking of my hoa sessions.

LL, since Italia and Venus both vouched for your legit gangsta RW status, i tried to think of another legit gangsta who doesn't always present himself so on the board. and that would be...shine. so since you're a legit gangsta, don't be shine. i got a kick out of him, but he was too emotionally needy to come across as a legit gangsta on the board, even though i know in the RW he is, even if only at the level of a loyal manservant to his triple og that he met while also on an extended sabbatical in the Big House..

I wasn't a king. i felt like fucking bait. my 17 year old charge showed up in a t-shirt. a fucking t-shirt. i'm wondering, panties or no fucking panties? and why the fuck does this shit happen to me?

it wasn't when we were kings. it was when we were baited..

off topic-point me if you must-but speaking of bait, still don't know if brays bayou has bull sharks that enjoy eating possums for lunch, but i found out today that there are large channel cats that superdig chicken nuggets..

#fuckthegrocerystoreapocalypse
#urbansurvivalist

I don't understand why this is still here. This has the be the most incomprehensible gibberish I've read in a long time. Like who is this dude you are talking about shine and how is he relevant to hobbying. And what is your point in posting this

I don't understand why this is still here. This has the be the most incomprehensible gibberish I've read in a long time. Like who is this dude you are talking about shine and how is he relevant to hobbying. And what is your point in posting this Originally Posted by Pitroom

You just gave him what he wanted. Why do such a stupid thing?

Doing something stupid is more akin to running a red light, not claiminng enough on your taxes etc. Entertaining someone on this board is simply for laughs and giggles; I wouldn't categorize it as stupid.

so i give 0 fucks what anyone thinks of me. no let me rephrase that. i give -10 fucks what anyone thinks of me. capice?

the topic is when we were kings. or queens.

i was thinking of maybe when my ex treated me to maine lobster at ruth chris for like my birthday or some shit like that, she had a bit too much wine with the meal, and she did some freaky shit afterwards in the boudoir that was off the fucking chain. south indian goddess with the best set of b-cups-no cancel that-the best set of boobs, bar none, i've ever countenanced (and i've had more than my fair share lol)-and a perfect black girl booty that got me wet the first time i ever saw her, and everytime thereafter for the better part of ten years, culminating in her giving me her greek virginity-after we had broken up, no less-in my #1 all time "session." (She had given me her regular virginity years before.) when she answered the door in a sheer victoria's secret 2 piece, i almost nutted right then and there.
fortunately, nope, i saved the best for last, when she had a crazy anal o which just never seemed to end. i'm like, what, you just wanna milk me for every last drop outta my poor seminal vesicles with your otherwordly booty sphincters? ok then..

that's the kind of shit i want to hear about. when you were kings. or queens.

today i'm not a king, i'm a clown. starting with 200 and some free chips, i worked it up to about 350, had a serious cold spell, and was down to my last 60 bucks. went all in on the don't, doubled up, then hit 12 out of 14 don'ts, 100 each, and got back up to 600. figured i'd go kamikazi, put 600 on the dont. and threw a 43 on the Come Out. total bust.

but hey i had fun, and got to pull Lady Luck to my side-literally the hottest chick in the joint-and took her craps cherry, when Lady Luck aka Megan-rolled for like 45 minutes straight, while i'm admiring her brazilian tan lines from her itty bitty 2 piece bikini. she was there with her mom. (They're staying til Tuesday.) i've done a number of sister doubles-always fun-but never mother/daughter doubles. i was seriously tempted to ask if they were down, but chickened out. now added to the bucket list, no doubt .

so king or clown? maybe both.

It's okay to Vent we care & thats why we are providers baby.I'm truly sorry your down on your luck & sending magical nasty kinky XXX wishes your way & hope your luck changes!
LL is not a bad guy he's a sweetheart a bit annoying sort of maybe but again harmless & its odd I haven't seen him post lately I hope he's okay lol

Your still King not Clown just change your outlook and tell those freaking chips your the Boss. It's easy try it!
Best wishes

[QUOTE=Pitroom;1062906089]I don't understand why this is still here. This has the be the most incomprehensible gibberish I've read in a long time. Like who is this dude you are talking about shine and how is he relevant to hobbying. And what is your point in posting this.

if you don't know who shinepro is, ur a newb. if you're a newb, you should know your place in the hobby hierarchy. show some respek to your elders, sir. i wasn't around for ASPD, but i got here as soon as i could, and its been epic so far. miss_daisey (Daisey_Wilks) was my first review, and she can eat a cute white boy's booty like nobody's business. so there's that..

and if you're not a newb, then you have no excuses.

You just gave him what he wanted. Why do such a stupid thing? Originally Posted by Bowser98

no bowser, i want you-and everyone else who wants to throw in their 2 cents-to post on when you were a king, or even a queen. i don't discriminate. if you've never been either one, i suggest you sit your sorry ass down and pull out your effing notepad. class is now in session, and label page 1 as follows: "i'm a clueless fucking newb, but i take great notes. so there's that.."

and if you aren't a nube, then you also have no excuses, sir.

Doing something stupid is more akin to running a red light, not claiminng enough on your taxes etc. Entertaining someone on this board is simply for laughs and giggles; I wouldn't categorize it as stupid. Originally Posted by Pitroom

pretty well said sir. i only show up here when i want to be entertained. are you not entertained? is that not why you are here? (sword goes flying..)

so, umm, pit, like i'm kinda embarrased for you. but fear not, for there is hope. at least i think there may well be hope to be found somewhere. well not the best odds, lets say, but i've seen worse, like the crazy 7 shooter last night tryna hit the 10 while i had a massive don't. (ya, epilogue, he 7ed out.) so, probably, you got this, sir. fingers crossed..

and make me a sammwich while you're at it. i'm frickin famished. these goddam channel cats from Brays Bayou i've been feasting on every night have gotten all introverted and shy, and whatnot. like, wtf..

and thank you venus. not really bad luck tho. i tend to move in the direction of living fast and dying young-ish. call me ishmail, and i want at least the seventy secondth lay before i'm willing to chase the white whale across the 7 seas..

What's up mane!!

What's up mane!! Originally Posted by Champagne Brown

hey you sexy bitch..
long time!

btw, did dorian's evil 2nd handle ever get permabanned yet? if not, these mods b sleepin at the damn switch again..

oh and gents, sorry you didn't get the memo. (try weakly let me down. he said all interested parties would for sure get the memo.) trolling me is like picking a poorly conceived and ill advised quarrel with a honey badger. see, problem is, honey badger jus don't care. (nothing like a good long nap after taking a cobra's invenomation..)
https://youtu.be/4r7wHMg5Yjg

Bomaye! Ali Bomaye! ("Ali, kill him..")
who can forget the rumble in the jungle. when we were kings. actually, when ali frazier & foreman were kings..

today i'm not a king, i'm a clown. starting with 200 and some free chips, i worked it up to about 350, had a serious cold spell, and was down to my last 60 bucks. went all in on the don't, doubled up, then hit 12 out of 14 don'ts, 100 each, and got back up to 600. figured i'd go kamikazi, put 600 on the dont. and threw a 43 on the Come Out. total bust.
Originally Posted by pxmcc

Take your $600 and run to the nearest exit and get on I10 west as fast as you can. Use winnings for sessions when you get back in the game. Just know there are a lot of gamblers who would give their left nut to just break even, much less win.

Greed. Take your $600 and run to the nearest exit and get on I10 west as fast as you can. Use winnings for sessions when you get back in the game. Just know there are a lot of gamblers who would give their left nut to just break even, much less win. Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN

excellent advice DJ. greed is one of the 7 deadly sins, which the gods of craps look down upon and take a dim view of. i went from king to clown in a single bet. i should maybe start a thread on point called "When We Were Clowns."

excellent advice DJ. greed is one of the 7 deadly sins, which the gods of craps look down upon and take a dim view of. i went from king to clown in a single bet. i should maybe start a thread on point called "When We Were Clowns." Originally Posted by pxmcc

Nah, I haven't met a crap shooter yet who has not walked out of the casino doors wanting to kick his own ass. I play by the book, pass and 3-5 odds, one come and 3-5 odds, hot table 2 comes 3-5 odds. This is about as conservative as you can play and still you lose. I mean the field bet, by the book, really isn't a good bet, yet on some nights, I've seen field players making gobs of plastic out of that hot pair of dice and raking in all sorts of green and black checks, while I lost playing by the book. 75% of the time I win playing 21, but when I hit the casino, I always look for a bunch of dudes standing up in an oval, in the middle the stickman has his stick high in the air, just fucking calling me like a bottle of mad dog 20/20 calling a wino.

^^lol sir..