You'll notice the female passenger said this culprit was "fumbling underneath a blanket." Wayway diddles himself 5-10 times a day and knows exactly where the equipment is; there's definitely no way he'd be "fumbling" while locating his short stack! Hell, he's half blind from all his autoerotica and he operates solely on touch!
Okay, TMFT, you found him. Now who's gonna hide him again? Lord knows he can't be left just running loose in the population at large again. He'll lose his way-way-way-way-way.