Valentine day

Do not forget your favorite vagina today, especially the ones that are sideways

I'm bringing my favorite AMP girl a bouquet of flower, a box chocolates and an engagement ring.

If she says no, I have 3 more bouquets and boxes of chocolate in the car. I'll re-use the ring on the next girl until one says yes!

Come on guys, get out those engagement rings. Let's make this the valentines day when we get hitched to all the spa girls!

The scene is set. Romantic dim lighting inside a spa room.

Spa girl: "Turn over. You like? (makes hand job motion)"


The customer imagines a life where he wouldn't have to tug on his own penis. He'd have free hands to play more x-box.

Regular customer: "Sweetheart, you are almost as good as my own hand. But, in some ways, better. Will you marry me?"

I love the side ways ones I have yellow fever

Just offer marriage for green card. They will pay you.

Roses are violets are blue, for 200 I will fuck you.After you cum, I am ready for the next one Valentine sign a certain spa.

Roses are red, sorry