Texas Sex

Texas Sex


> Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
>
> One said, ”I think I enjoy the "Rodeo" position the best.”
>
> I don’t think I have ever heard of that one,” said the other cowboy.
> “What is it?
>
> Well, it’s where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her
> from behind.
>
> Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands
> and whisper in her ear........
>
> "These feel just like your sister’s! "
>
> Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.

funny.. if you're not from Texas.

in Texas, that is an Arkansas joke.

No if it was an Arkansas joke you would be mounting your sister telling her tits feel just like moms!

People in Arkansas know what a rodeo is?

Or LA

What does the Unabomber and all the women from LA have in common?



They all have been fingered by their brother.

Cheers

Lmao! These are hilarious lolol

Lol!

did you hear about the Southern Teen who discovered she was pregnant?

she and her unborn child reacted the same.. "oh shit, Mom's going to kill me"!

🤣🤣🤣😭 omg

It took me a second, but I just got the southern teen post.

OMG is right...lol