Santa's healtyh and You

ICU 812's Avatar
Santa must have Epilepsy:

He seizures when you're sleeping!
tia travels's Avatar
Santa also must be the weather...


He SNOWS when you're awake.
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
Santa can't count

He's making a list, checking it twice
lgbsfu's Avatar
Better watch out, better not pout, better not wonder
what sex is about.
Santa's really a lawyer, read the terms and conditions on receiving gifts in his Clause.