Jeez louise,
People wonder why I participate in the hobby, it's reasons like the past week that I do. Crazy girls who initially I think "hey, she might be the one I might try a relationship with" Then she goes jealous psycho on me and then when we break up she starts texting me that she's pregnant and the baby is mine. To which I politely remind her that I wrapped it up and always pulled out and came on her stomach or back.
*sigh*
I think a trip up to KC might be in order...