And I hate myself for having to ruin this song.(Not really,LOL)
Done to the tune of Throwing It ALL Away by Genesis:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45ZdlFKYd84
With this lyric edited version all for you.
Need I say I love you (not a fucking chance)
Need I say I care (absolutely not)
Need I say that emotion's
Something we don't share?(damn straight, got that right)
I don't want to be sitting here
Trying to deceive you
'Cause you know I know, fanboy
That I don't wanna go (not where you're going)
You cannot live together
you cannot live apart
And that's the situation
I've known it from the start
Every time that I look at you
(it makes me want to puke)
'Cause you know I know, fanboy
That I don't wanna go
Just throwing it all away
Throwing it all away
Is there nothing that I can say
To make you change your mind?(if you've got a mind)
I watch the world go round and round
And see yours turning upside down
Throwing it all away
Now who will light up the darkness?
And who will hold your hand?(when she has gone away)
Who will find you the answers
When you don't understand?(You really think she will?)
Why should I have to be the one
Who has to convince you? (not that you'd listen)
'Cause you know I know, Fanboy
That I don't wanna go
Some day you will be sorry
Some day when you're free
Memories will remind you
What a fool you be
But late at night when you call [her name
The only sound you'll hear
Is the sound of HER voice calling
Calling out to ME(Yeah, that's right)
Just throwing it all away
Throwing it all away
And there's nothing that I can say('cause you're way too dense anyway)
You're throwing it all away
Yes, you're throwing it all away
Yes, you're throwing it all away
And if you don't get the double and even triple entendre,
Now CHEW on that.How's that for SATIRE?