I was just catching up in Welcome and Introductions....
And all of a sudden that old joke popped into my head....
Must be some kind of subliminal thing....
But what do you tell a provider with two black eyes?
Ah, memories. Used to know a young married woman whose husband would beat her. Afterward she'd show up at my place bright and early with a battered face and a McDonalds breakfast. I'd wake up to the doorbell, peek out the peephole, see her there like that, and know I was in for some hot revenge sex.
I could barely get the door closed behind her before she'd be on her knees, letting me do things she didn't do with him. You all know how "classic conditioning" works? To this day the sight of a pretty girl with a couple black eyes or a split lip can still give me a boner.