TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR SPOUSE IS HAVING A CYBER AFFAIR...

10. Lately, she sits at the computer naked.

9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.

8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.

7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.

6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.

5. Every day, Bill Gates sends 10 million dollars worth of flowers.

4. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.

3. During sex she screams "A COLON BACKSLASH ENTER INSERT!!!!"

2. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's ass.

1. Lipstick on the mouse.

.....LMAO......... so that's where my underware went....

LOL

Originally Posted by DallasRain

Well, that gives me an idea in case my schedule and budget don't start cooperating, which they haven't lately [bcg is frustrated because His Inconsiderate Employer has sent him out of Memphis on a day when a provider he's hoped to see for some time--You Know Who You Are --is in Memphis, forcing him to cancel out on a tentative meeting and subjecting him to more than his usual share of frustration ].

Cheers,

bcg

I luv ya BCG! lol

Originally Posted by DallasRain

Does this qualify as playing 'dress up' on the computer?