For those who low ball providers

A man desperate for sex goes to a whorehouse with only $5 to his name. He approaches the madam of the house who politely informs him that five dollars won't get him anything. He pleads and pleads for sex until the madam finally tells him: "OK, go to room 3."

Our horny hero heads over to room 3. He opens the door to see the lights off and some candles lit. On the bed, he sees a beautiful blond girl lying naked spread eagle. Without any hesitation, he jumps on her and starts going at it. Five hours later, he's almost done when sperm starts coming out of her ears, her eyes, her mouth, everywhere! The guy panics and runs up to the front desk. He rambles off, with gasping breaths, "White stuff was coming out of her eyes, her mouth, her nose... EVERYWHERE." The lady behind the desk then calmly picks up the phone and says, "Dead girl in room 3 is full again."