Texting

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text..............


If you are sleeping,
send me your dreams.

If you are laughing,
send me your smile
.
If you are eating,
send me a bite.

If you are drinking,
send me a sip.

If you are crying,
send me your tears.

I love you."

He replied........

"I am taking a shit.
What should I do?"

good one go4it

Lol

Too funny!

Typical male!