old joke that dates me...

...since 'full service' gas hasnt existed in many years.

How do you know if a gas station atendant used to be a porn star?
After he finished filling the tank, he pulls the nozzle out and sprays gas all over the windshield.

LOL. I am ready and willing to be your car. Lets go for a drive.

ROFLMAO

lol--awesome one!