The fortune cookie hooker list

So here I am reading the fortune cookie they sent me and thought, you know, if I had a fortune cookie business I'd have cookies that read:



You need a Blow Job


Yes she's cheating on you


For a good time call Dannie (numbers on rear)

or
"blank"

or
your daughter is my favorite hooker. Yes the blonde.


A toe curling is in your future.



And if you really didn't like the customer you could always send out


Car accident coming


He's behind you


Don't blink. The angles are watching.


Those symptoms are treatable.



For a party, you can open the cookie to see who you get to spend the next hour with!!




So if you had a hooker fortune company, what would your fortunes say?



To make the hooker list, you have to blow the owner at least once. I mean he's got to have some idea you're a good time right/. It's a way advertising no one's thought of yet, and it if they have, may I please have the number.

You forgot to clear your internet cache before you left town

Get a Hobby Phone, Fool

Don't ask this one for butt sex

Yes, your shirt smells like a lapdance

If she's fat and ugly, just go home

Of course it's a sting

Of course its not contagious

When you smell fish ... make tacos

Body glitter is easy to explain to your wife

I don't do this with everyone

Turn around, the one smiling at you wants you.

Horny threesome in your future for sure...Ask them and they will.

For now masterbation is all you are going to get for a while.

Yes your cock is above average, "God was good to you!"

Your lucky # is 69


You will make a name for yourself


Lady luck will soon visit you.


Cock - is probably one of the sexiest word to

substitute for penis.


Don't get caught


Think with your big head not your little head


Blow Job - the best five minutes of silence. a married man can ask for

Erotic pleasure awaits you
:smileys ex:as h:

Choose wisely my friend.

He who hesitate, masturbate.

Lookie lookie brand new nookie!

She love you long time.

Eat Bushie taste like Sushie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoHQN...yer_detailpage

"Happy Ending"

The late comedian Alan King wrote several very funny books. One was titled: "Help, I'm A Prisoner in A Chinese Bakery".

Beach