Mexican Jokes :3

for the record.. i am mexican so don't take offense to the jokes D:

i personally find stereotypical jokes about us amusing : P


- Two Americans and a Mexican are exploring in Africa and they stumble upon a tribe. The chief of the tribe tells the explorers that they will be killed unless they can have a fruit shoved up their butt without laughing. Luckily, the Chief tells them they get to pick their own fruit. The two whites pick berries and the Chief shoves it up their butts. They both laugh their heads off and are instantly killed. In heaven God sees them still laughing and asks them why they are still laughing. And the Americans reply, "Because The Mexican picked a watermelon."


- why do mexicans put their names on their cars?

so they don't steal their own car

And this is your first post. They coulda at least been funny.

+1

And this is your first post. They coulda at least been funny. Originally Posted by Trey

to each their own, right?

Why don't Mexicans BBQ ?
The beans fall through the grill.

Why don't Mexicans BBQ ?
The beans fall through the grill. Originally Posted by i'va biggen

lol

i personally prefer pizza over beans

I think the second one was funny and no I don't have my name on my truck! HaHaHa

Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels on their cars?
So they can drive in handcuffs.

How come Mexico doesn't have an Olympic team?

Cause the ones that can run jump or swim are already over here

I think the second one was funny and no I don't have my name on my truck! HaHaHa Originally Posted by xavierz21

neither do i *clears throat* haha