Things I Learned In the Scandal

elpocitopolloloco's Avatar
1) Providers are better bed mates.
2) Clear your phone daily or have a second hobby phone.
3) If I worked hard for my family and money, I would **** around too (Oops I already do that)
4) It must always be about sex...never love.
5) Provide your lover with a phone that you can erase everything remotely, like Microsoft My Phone on any carrier
6) Always deal in cash, leave no digital footprints.
7) If caught, deny deny deny until presented with hard evidence. Then continue to deny until presented with irrefutable evidence.
8) If caught, confess everything upfront (or at least enough that it seems like everything) so that people won't go digging.
9) Explain to SO that yes, you F*ck'd her(or them)..."But I Make Love to Only You"
10) Have enough cash to not give a sh!+ about the outcome.
11) If you are truly great at what you do, people will forgive you and forget your transgressions
12) Don't be naive and think that she doesn't know.
13) The best wives always stay.


Over the past 20 years, has anyone else learned anything from sex scandals that would be good counsel to old and the new...especially in this digital, socially-connected age?
14.) The higher the profile, the higher the stakes. Yes, I know you are famous and can have any woman you want, but who is going to be watched more carefully? Molly McHotkins or Annie Average?
lilsmurf's Avatar
Good points, I would like to watch December love, carefully, get off!
Don't text the girlfriend in front of the wife ! ! !

Hobby phones are really really cheap insurance

When I don't need the hobby phone it is turned off and stashed away far away

Cash is King

There is our cash and there is kitchen money She don't know about the kitchen money



Just a few of mine
Bob Soldios's Avatar
I never realized the full implications of what it might be for. But my father always had some hidden away "house cash" of around $500-$1,000, which my mother knew about. He also had a stash of money that she didn't know about. That he only told me about as he was getting older so that when he was gone someone would know where to go get it.

hurm......
  • YSD
  • 12-16-2009, 01:07 PM
You know, as this thing unfolds albeit a little more slowly now, I am taken aback by a couple of observations.
1. His taste in women really leaves something to be desired.
2. If he was a serious hobbyist and not a fool, he would not be in this mess today.
3. If the list is acuurate, then over the last couple of years I have been fucking far more beautiful women than the great Tiger.

The great advantage of living in this area, is that the hobby women right here in our backyard are some of the most beautiful women on the entire planet. Thank you Tiger for helping us appreciate how good we have it.
TexTushHog's Avatar
The higher the monkey climbs up the tree, the more people can see his ass.
TheGiftedOne's Avatar
I learned that even if he only walks away with HALF his money he still has more than the rest of us.....