Pregnant Turkey

biomed1's Avatar
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.

When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
macksback's Avatar
lol
O'Mike's Avatar
biomed1, Look here. Someone got some family pictures of your "story".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxDn-RFEcBo
tia travels's Avatar
I told this one to my 75yo Mom and she didn't laugh. And I said..."why aren't you chuckling? " She said "it's not funny" She doesn't like pranks and she said it was rude to make her daughter cry like that. I said, it's just a joke and "I" thought it was cute.

Oh well. I guess you can't please everyone, eh?

You got a smile out of me on this one! :
biomed1's Avatar
Tia, I'm glad you found it cute.

O'Mike thanks for the video!

Hopefully, everyone had a safe and enjoyable Thanksgiving!

Be Careful & Enjoy!

Biomed1