Spooky NCNS

Howdy fellow ECCIE'ers (yes it's a new word)

I've looked through some of the post throughout my journey on ECCIE and I recall reading where some of you out there have gotten that gut feeling that something ain't cool when you're on the way to a hobby appointment. Either it's too many Po-Po in the area, or there's something weird about the place when you show up. I tend to have a tougher time when I have to walk through the lobby of a small hotel, or walk by hotel attendees when it seems like they are "eyeing" me perhaps because they know I don't have a room at the place. I specifically remember a couple of times when the maids seemed to be definitely staring in my direction as I walked into a place and knocked on a door as if they knew what I was there for. Just curious to get some input from the field on whether or not any of you guys have ever been spooked and NCNSed a provider as a result?
TheCat'sMeow's Avatar
Being spooked and NCNSed are a growing tradition and a rite of passage in the Houston hobby scene.
Fishpie's Avatar
Man I came in here expecting to read a ghost story. Down vote for this.
junglemonkey's Avatar
Man I came in here expecting to read a ghost story. Down vote for this. Originally Posted by Fishpie


For real. I thought some of you lost yah god damn minds and went batshit thinking a dead whore's ghost was haunting you and OUTTING you beyond the grave.

What a fucking tease of a thread!
canihitit's Avatar
I'm just here to fuck. If I make an appointment I'm there to fuck.

I never ncns.
jojodancer15's Avatar
I hate walking in past the front desk clerks too, but since I'm there to hobby it's part of the game. I always have the provider give me specific directions to the elevator. This way when I walk in, I know exactly where I'm going as if I'm a customer there. Who knows?? I could have checked in the night before, so the front desk person doesn't know me. Technically I do belong there, I'm about to put something on that rent for the day!! LOL
But you guys complain about being stood up by a provider. This shit isn't ok either. Waiting 40minutes AFTER apt time to finally say, "I have a bad feeling" is rude. You don't want it to happen to you. Also you aren't being "eyed" people have wandering eyes they may be complementing your shirt in their head. Truthfully they ain't worried about you. Walk into the hotel like you know where tf you're going. I will let it be known, I am the right one. Just because y'all have money doesn't mean y'all can talk to a provider anyway kind of way or treat them anyway. When we do it, y'all are quick to run to the board crying about what we did. Ima start posting EVERY SINGLE incident I have with a client and start suggesting providers not see you. (Since a lot of you talk shit then use me as a reference) we will see how you guys like it when your name is drug through the mud..
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use props. a couple times ive walked in with a sack like im on business and just came back from a quick walgreens run. sometimes a coke in hand. tried this when i started observing other legit guests. took away the awkwardness tremendously. even if you "dont know" where the elevator is, just know the legit guests dont where it is either. but using props really takes away the uneasiness. fast food, jack in the box etc... whatever.. $6 and your provider will love you for it.

other times no props, i pretend to talk on my hobby phone about business. dont let them see you "look around" for it. act like you know where youre going. if its wrong, come back but always look confident. and busy talking. youre just distracted from talking on your phone anyway.

AND when hotel staff is in the elevator with you always get off on the WRONG floor thats different from where he gets off. then get back in. that way they dont see you get off on "that girl's" floor. and yes talk business on your phone while in the elevator with hotel staff. eliminates the silence.
Damn good advice. Thanks for the input.
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I hate walking in past the front desk clerks too, Originally Posted by jojodancer15
Maybe try a costume?
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Lmao!!!



Maybe try a costume? Originally Posted by Mythos
Dorian Gray's Avatar
Man I came in here expecting to read a ghost story. Down vote for this. Originally Posted by Fishpie
For real. I thought some of you lost yah god damn minds and went batshit thinking a dead whore's ghost was haunting you and OUTTING you beyond the grave. Originally Posted by junglemonkey
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore—
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
“’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door—
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;—
This it is and nothing more.”

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
Darkness there and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenore?”
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Lenore!”—
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
“Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore—
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;—
’Tis the wind and nothing more!”

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore;
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door—
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door—
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
“Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore—
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning—little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door—
Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as “Nevermore.”

But the Raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing farther then he uttered—not a feather then he fluttered—
Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before—
On the morrow he will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before.”
Then the bird said “Nevermore.”

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
“Doubtless,” said I, “what it utters is its only stock and store
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore—
Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
Of ‘Never—nevermore’.”

But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore—
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking “Nevermore.”

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom’s core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion’s velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o’er,
But whose velvet-violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o’er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
“Wretch,” I cried, “thy God hath lent thee—by these angels he hath sent thee
Respite—respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore;
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

“Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!—
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted—
On this home by Horror haunted—tell me truly, I implore—
Is there—is there balm in Gilead?—tell me—tell me, I implore!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

“Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us—by that God we both adore—
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore.”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

“Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting—
“Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted—nevermore!
??? You obviously have too much free time Dorian. LOL ???
Dorian Gray's Avatar
Nee. Das war ein 15 Sekunden der Google-Suche, klicken Sie auf und einfügen.
[Nope. That was a 15 second of Google search, click and paste.]