thinking about popping my greek cherry... need advice

raven winters's Avatar
So I've tried it once before with an old boyfriend a few years ago and had a traumatic experience. .... Any advice on how to make it easier and feel good ???
pyramider's Avatar
You need to start with 1.3" of dangling death.
Dorian Gray's Avatar
.... Any advice on how to make it easier and feel good ??? Originally Posted by raven winters
Vermeiden schwarze Menschen.... auch wenn es nicht für die griechischen
[Avoid Negroes.... Even if it's not for Greek]
raven winters's Avatar
Lol yea I'm not sure I can even handle 1.3" of dangling death lmfao

My asshole is fucking seriously tight.
Can't help ya, I'm exit only.
Toys before you hire it out? Just thinking
You get the room, I'll swing by Walmarks and get some nylon gloves and lube. Practice, practice, slow and easy. I won't charge you a dime, either. No matter how long it takes.
sexy.princess's Avatar
You get the room, I'll swing by Walmarks and get some nylon gloves and lube. Practice, practice, slow and easy. I won't charge you a dime, either. No matter how long it takes. Originally Posted by Sadsack
Lol, of course a guy would say this. 😂

To OP, his statement is kind of true though. Time and practice will help. Just start small, with thin and small toys if you need. Anything that makes you feel comfortable.
johnniewalkerblack's Avatar
Advice...

Watch Porn.

You'll notice the ladies will have used a Butplug before filming to loosen up the hole.
Use lube for penetration.
Relax.

Do those things...then CALL ME. I'll be more than happy to help.

BTW: Nice Ass!!!
raven winters's Avatar
Lol thanks guys!
pyramider's Avatar
Lol yea I'm not sure I can even handle 1.3" of dangling death lmfao

My asshole is fucking seriously tight. Originally Posted by raven winters

If your asshole is that tight, how do you poop?
If your asshole is that tight, how do you poop? Originally Posted by pyramider
Sprays PAM and it just slides out?
Lol, of course a guy would say this. 😂

To OP, his statement is kind of true though. Time and practice will help. Just start small, with thin and small toys if you need. Anything that makes you feel comfortable. Originally Posted by sexy.princess
Just don't fart if you have a toy in your butt...
chicagoboy's Avatar
Lol yea I'm not sure I can even handle 1.3" of dangling death lmfao

My asshole is fucking seriously tight. Originally Posted by raven winters
Not to worry - Three Sides frequently slips his OPTIODD into hooktards' sphinckters without their realizing it.
I'm sure her email cup runneth over from all the tards wanting to Greek her....personally, I'm not into sticking my Italian sausage into some girls poop shoot.....but that's just me to each their own...