I'm President Donald Trump and I've selected these
16 celebrities to help me run the country.
Kid Rock
Latoya Jackson
Cindy Lauper
Dennis Rodman
Omarosa
Justin Bieber
Gene Simmons
Brian Williams
Michelle Obama
Rhonda Rousey
Danica Patrick
Patrick Warburton
Marco Rubio
Jessica Alba
Pete Rose
and Megyn Kelly
Our first task will be peace in the Middle East where I think that Gene Simmons and Dennis Rodman have volunteered to be our first project managers. We divided the teams as such; Gene you will have first crack at all the women except for Justin Beiber. Dennis, you'll have first crack at all the men except for Michelle Obama. Now I have a wall to build so my children Eric, Donald, and Ivanka will be supervising. Coming in to advise them will be Trace Adkins and Gary Busey.
Good luck...