SEX -- Most Unusal Place?
Where was the most unusal place that you have ever been intimate?
Me? One summer I was working at a snack bar at a swimming pool. I was a young man, and most of my sexual adventures had been done with my own hand. My co-worker was a woman in her forty's with average looks although she might have been hit with an ugly stick once or twice. She was curvey with ample breasts. I notice that she keep "accidently" bumping into me.
One day after about two weeks, I was in the back stock room getting some cups. As I turned around, she was right there. She took me into her arms and gave me a DFK while at the same time her hand went to my zipper pulling out my manhood. This was something I never expected so I climazed after less had a dozen strokes. She then left with a big smile on her face.
From then on, we went into the stock room each morning. Mornings were slow, but we always had to be careful of a customer coming in. As a result, clothes stayed on as we did quick breast worship, DATY, standing MISH, standing doggie, BBBJCIM, and HJ. There was also lots of kissing.
Then one day it rained and the pool was closed due to lighting. She asked if I would like to go to her nearby home to wait out the storm. We did and as soon as we entered her home clothes went flying. It rained the rest of the day. Have you ever Goggled "Escort Terms?" Well, during that day she entroduced me to all the terms from A to Z.
What a summer! I never saw her after the summer was over, but I will always remember that summer.
Now you turn.
Unusual, hmmm... I've probably forgotten some but three come to mind:
1. Driving down the interstate in the middle of the day - not recommended because it's hard to see when someone is sitting in your lap and then there's that sudden acceleration when climaxing which makes you pass the car in front of you! This is soon followed by the deceleration after the release of built up tension, which allows
multiple cars to pass while still enjoying the last bit of milking.
2. In a very crowded swimming hole on the 4th of July - fortunately the water was murky enough to conceal the view of our entwinned body parts, though we had to minimize movement and be as inconspicuous as possible with people within a few feet on all sides.
3. In an unoccupied courtroom (I'll not say where). A little too risky if you have any common sense, but it was quite exciting until we heard people enter the adjoining chambers and then the realization of the likely outcome had we been caught, caused a very hasty retreat and a vow to never do anything that stupid again!
I'd have to say in the parking lot down the street from my dorm room in college... why didn't I go to my room? It was more fun in the car! LOL
Me, younger years with the 2nd hubby, on the dance floor at a local club before katrina. i was wearing a short skirt and he was freeballing in his pants and lets just say we were really close lol. boy do i miss those years!
Board Room Table. I will not go into great detail though. It makes for some interesting board meetings thinking that the chairman of the board is sitting right at the spot where some great action took place. LOL
A bar in Moss Point on top of a pool table late in the evening and would have to add the hospital parking lot in a van while my boyfriend at the time was getting a cast on his arm he broke at the time.
church baptismal....church semetary.........behind the pulpit.....in the choir loft...at church youth camp
{I used to be a ministers wife!}
On a gravel road in the middle of BFE, Louisiana & I mean on the gravel road!
OUCH! Lets see..... the Capitol Centre, had sex on Miami beach, in a mail box, golf course, on a hill on a state parkway in daytime, a Volkswagon......I was a REALLY bad girl in my youth!
...had sex ...in a mail box!
Originally Posted by Nicolet
OK, I have to ask - how did you fit in a mailbox? It must have been bigger than any I've seen - lol!
Perhaps the time the cops tapped on my window in my car! Dang near when to jail for that one!
It was, one of those large vending kiosk deals before they were called kiosks! People were buying stamps and envelopes as the mailman and I were getting busy inside! I was in my late teens and the mailman was in his early 20's and he was HOT!!!
LBJ ranch huh? Now that is one I would never doubt! Ole LBJ had hot and cold running interns, didn't he?? Pre Clinton!
church baptismal....church semetary.........behind the pulpit.....in the choir loft...at church youth camp
{I used to be a ministers wife!}
Originally Posted by DallasRain
Way to go Dallas! I don't think anyone can top that. LOL