Austin is kind of lame

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I guess the socialist liberal atmosphere gotten to this city. There is no more top notch visitors that I see.

All I see all over the boards and Backpage is sub-par women. I just want to move out pretty soon because there is nothing here anymore.

The city is lame at everything now and it's just a sad sight to see. I might be buried for saying this, but I just threw my hands down and the towel and just want to enjoy other places. I shouldn't of never let Mallory convince me to stay in Austin. I rather had got the job outside of Texas which would of saved a lot of time staying in a lame place.
So your criteria for a city to live in is the quality of hookers?
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So your criteria for a city to live in is the quality of hookers? Originally Posted by Kickrocks
And whose poor quality is due to socialist liberal local gov't? Interesting hypothesis. How did you deduce this? Did a provider kneel while the pre-session national anthem was being played?

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Originally Posted by Fletchlives
One of my favorite movies and favorite memes of all time
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And whose poor quality is due to socialist liberal local gov't? Interesting hypothesis. How did you deduce this? Did a provider kneel while the pre-session national anthem was being played?

Originally Posted by EagleEye
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One of my favorite movies and favorite memes of all time Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
Same here on both counts.

As memes go, it is succinct.
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  • 09-27-2017, 10:36 AM
I guess the socialist liberal atmosphere gotten to this city. There is no more top notch visitors that I see.

All I see all over the boards and Backpage is sub-par women. I just want to move out pretty soon because there is nothing here anymore.

The city is lame at everything now and it's just a sad sight to see. I might be buried for saying this, but I just threw my hands down and the towel and just want to enjoy other places. I shouldn't of never let Mallory convince me to stay in Austin. I rather had got the job outside of Texas which would of saved a lot of time staying in a lame place. Originally Posted by Sexy Snake
I don't know about you but as a young professional this is probably the best city to live in, far from lame. Maybe your life just got so lame that you base your criteria on traveling escorts idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Clearly you've missed the body positive memo that obesity is the new sexy beautiful. Austin is just keeping up with the times.

You need to start reading the quality articles that only Yahoo can provide. There's at least one of those written every day.

KR does make a good point though. If staying in or leaving Austin is dependent upon it's visiting hookers then it's time for a serious life reevaluation.




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For the great city of Austin, Sexy Snake's departure is addition by subtraction.

With this good news, I'm feeling even better about living here!
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Lots of great ladies in Austin. I enjoy them every week.

Sam
Definitely getting lamer by the year. Lol any suggestions of places to move? Haha
So your criteria for a city to live in is the quality of hookers? Originally Posted by Kickrocks
I'm sure the OP would bitch about prices if he moved to LA, Vegas or New York.

Side note - On my last trip to Austin, a client took me to the Yellow Rose. That club definitely had a lot of beautiful women!
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. Originally Posted by lizshue81
Holy shit this is great.