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The SO is out of town this week.

Invariably every friend or associate has made awkward comments to me.

Them: Wow (my name), I bet you're really going to have fun this week. Have you ever heard of (insert escort website... including eros, backpage, bestgfe, and eccie)? You can get a hot (type of woman i.e. blonde) for (donation amount)!

Me: Really? I never heard of (insert escort website with purposeful awkward mispronunciation).

Them: Yeah, I friend told me about it...

It's always some fucking friend, isn't it?

Newbies. Isn't the first rule of the hobby is we don't talk about the hobby? Oh wait that's Fight Club!

Anyway, I'm now convinced that every dude out there is now banging for pay.

I wish prostitution was a stock!

P.S. I realized I may have just outed myself. So hi. See you tomorrow.

There would be no way in hell someone would say that at my work place.
Hell, I know a couple of guys that are on ECCIE from work and we dont talk about it at work.

You work construction or something?

You work construction or something? Originally Posted by Gotyour6

White collar professional type... sort of.

The SO is out of town this week.

Invariably every friend or associate has made awkward comments to me.

Them: Wow (my name), I bet you're really going to have fun this week. Have you ever heard of (insert escort website... including eros, backpage, bestgfe, and eccie)? You can get a hot (type of woman i.e. blonde) for (donation amount)!

Me: Really? I never heard of (insert escort website with purposeful awkward mispronunciation).

Them: Yeah, I friend told me about it...
Originally Posted by mwebber

That's a conversation I just had with a friend. I know you but now you also know me. You did act pretty dumb. Very convincing.

Inevitability anything in this hobby that gets too big gets noticed and shut down. I agree, I don't talk to anyone about ECCIE.

That's a conversation I just had with a friend. I know you but now you also know me. You did act pretty dumb. Very convincing. Originally Posted by montana1958

Montana- It's not that hard for me to act dumb!
I guess I'll see you tomorrow then.

BTW- We should speak in code. So approach me and tell me:

"Boy do I want a blowjob from you!"

Then I'll know that you know that I know we're taking about prostitution. We wouldn't dare want anyone else to know!

I know you but now you also know me. Originally Posted by montana1958

I guess I'll see you tomorrow then. Originally Posted by mwebber

It's nice to see you two finding each other in here.

BTW- We should speak in code. So approach me and tell me:

"Boy do I want a blowjob from you!"

Then I'll know that you know that I know we're taking about prostitution. We wouldn't dare want anyone else to know!
Originally Posted by mwebber

So I did what you said and in code asked you the question. But you said lets go find an empty office. Are you messing with me? LOL

What's ECCIE?

There is no way I would bring the hobby up at work or with anyone. It's a private, personal thing that I have hidden. When someone does bring it up, I just say something naive and say something about the risks.

I am happy to be sexually active and getting opportunities with hotties is definitely a fun pursuit.

Happy hunting out there.

So I did what you said and in code asked you the question. But you said lets go find an empty office. Are you messing with me? LOL Originally Posted by montana1958

Im in the office now.
Wait, did you think it was someone else and where did you go?

Im in the office now.
Wait, did you think it was someone else and where did you go?
Originally Posted by Gotyour6

I've been waiting all morning. I did as was told to go in the empty office and wait. I did take my pants off to be ready and was excited when one of the girls walked in but those hopes were dashed when she left screaming. I got dressed and left when I heard security paged.

I've been waiting all morning. I did as was told to go in the empty office and wait. I did take my pants off to be ready and was excited when one of the girls walked in but those hopes were dashed when she left screaming. I got dressed and left when I heard security paged. Originally Posted by montana1958

LMAO.... yeah that's all part of the gag. Don't worry about it.

Tomorrow's code:

"I'm voting for Obama because I think he has the biggger dick!"

Tell me that one and I'll share all my UTRs that offer BBFS.

Tomorrow's code:

"I'm voting for Obama because I think he has the biggger dick!"

Tell me that one and I'll share all my UTRs that offer BBFS.
Originally Posted by mwebber

I don't think I could ever say I'm verting for Obama even joking around. See i couldn't even type voting. I would love to meet your UTRs but lets use the code Lauren loves ya bb.

Lol...yeah I'd never be having this conversation at my work too. I work in a very uptight place. I did interestingly have a conversation with one of my close friends who is a girl (not in the business) and we both agreed that it should definitely be legal and is ridiculous that it isn't.

It was worst a few years back with the whole Spitzer fiasco. Everyone openly discussed the hobby which was very awkward.

I remember having a conversation with a provider who called Spitzer a "dirtbag" for doing that to his wife.... ummm hello?