Sales Pitch of a Handler

I will help launch your business through online publicity, and I will assist you with screening inquiries and making appointments.

If and when we part company, I will divulge our private conversations, correspondence and dealings. I might even out you.

Hmm, I may have read about something like that a time or two.

"IF" Jack? Only "when".
It always works well and everyone rides off into the sunset right?

A potty mouth will be a potty mouth.

and then throw in the "ex smoker" shit.......

Perhaps the ties that bind should have been kept in mind.

Or the brain should have been engaged before the visions of dollar signs began to dance in her head.

There is no free lunch.