I wrote this to try to impress a lady some time ago. It was a hit but apparently I was not. Oh well.
What would you add to this delectable menu.
The Erotic Menu
A little food for thought, what interests you?
Preparation For The Dining Experience
Bathing - The cleansing of the delightful dish to be served.
Perfume - The scent that enhances the enjoyment of an already delightful dish.
Lingerie – The sensual and erotic wrapping for the delectable dish inside. It wets the appetite and gets the pole stirring. It also helps build heat within the dish that is given.
Glasses – They’re not just for drinking. A beautiful woman in glasses is very sexy.
Appetizers
Giving Oral – You’re such a naughty girl! Licking, sucking, and having a taste of your favorite candy stick before the main course? Hmmm… Ohhh… nnn… on second thought, sometimes being naughty can make you a good girl!
Swallowing – It is always good manners to receive that which is given in the heat of the moment, and not spill a drop.
Receiving Oral – Accepting the offer of his tongue that is yearning to find the pearl within. Once found the precious pearl is stimulated and excited by his warm tongue as it flicks at and massages the pearl. As the excitement builds, his lips and mouth engulf the area surrounding the pearl. The addition of gentle sucking increases the pearl’s sensitivity and continued stimulation by the tongue leads the way to a back arching, wonderful O. This is the best is the best way to enjoy this special treat which has been offered up hot and moist, plus sweet and so good to eat.
The Main Course
Hot Buns – Firm but soft to touch, great for squeezing, and they turn a soft shade of pink when given a nice little smack.
Sumptuous Breasts – So wonderful! They come in a variety of shapes and sizes and they provide pleasure for those that give, and receive.
Veggies – In shapes that are great for giving her pleasure.
Hot Steamy Sex – Two people truly enjoying the most intimate of dining experiences.
Specialties of the House
Rimming – Dining at your partners Ass, a hot tongue is the best way to serve this rare delicacy!
Anal Sex – The ultimate way for any hot dish to give of herself.
ThreeSome – It is very gracious to share the hot dish with another lady that has been invited to share it. The ultimate erotic dish!
Deserts
Giving Oral – You’re still a very naughty girl! Licking, sucking, and having a taste of your own sweetness after the main course.
Swallowing - Receiving that which is given at the completion of the dining experience, and not spilling a drop.
Something Sweet - Chocolate covered breasts or candy sticks with whipped cream topping, sprinkled with you favorite fruits. This also works great as an appetizer!
Wrapping It Up
Do you have any of the same tastes? What type of items would you like to add to the menu?
While we are enjoying each others company over dinner, we can discuss what we like from the erotic menu. Dinner, the company of a beautiful woman, and then…..
A woman that can serve up a menu like this is a rare find and deserves to be devoured.
I must have been hungry as well as horny at the time I wrote this.
I’m ready for the appetizer. :P