Does my asshole taste bad???????

I had a wonderful session w/one of Dallas premier asian providers(review coming). I showered first b-4 the appt as always, and when I got to her incal, she had a bubble bath waiting and requested we take a bath together. OK!! Nice I thought, even tho I had just showered. The bath was nice, she washed me everywhere front and back. OK so we go to her bed and do lfk(rather had dfk but Im not complaining! Nice fresh breath and mouth etc. She than went to perform a great bbbj, and then went down and did tuma. Alot of tuma! Enjoyable, sure. BUT afterward when she went to kiss me, I noticed her mouth tasted..different and not in a good way. Noit vomit-foul, but not pleasant. Hmmm. She had just tongued my asshole and now her mouth tasted not so good. She had JUST cleaned me, WTF. So does my asshole taste bad? Does anyones taste good? I dont have himeroids BTW. I was tempted to put my finger on my asshole and then smell/taste it but just couldnt do it. Any thoughts?(hope Im not the only man w/a bad tasting asshole!!!)
Heff

Awesome read. Very funny. I am not sure about the whole TUMA thing. I just do not like it. Porn these days has people thinking ass to mouth is awesome and that girls enjoy that. Funny. Anyway Heff, thanks for the great laugh.

I hope you are putting us on. How would we know why your ahole tastes bad? Have you been eating a lot of garlic? Don't answer that. I don't want to know.

Damn, you did ass 2 mouth and didn't even realize it. Funny shit my man

Hef,

Geez, I hope it wasn't me. I saw the same provider 30 minutes before you did.

I am speechless...LOL

if you suspect you have a stinky smelly leaky asshole... i just hope you don't use your eccie handle when scheduling your next appointment. now that you have told the world all about it.

i mean... what girl on eccie wouldn't love to see you now???

JPdM

Why would you think your asshole would smell good, there's SHIT there all the time and her tongue was inside your rectum!!!! Yes try that, stick your finger up your ass and look what's on the end of your finger after you pull it out.

I hope you tipped her.

"Use a washcloth, stop sticking a whole bar of soap up your ass."
-David Chapelle

All I have to say is no comment on that guy.

+1 Tara mr. H. is back!!

All together now, ass holes are for wiping and not licking or kissing. Especially kissing after the licking. Ass holes stink period, sheesh I cant believe this thread.

if you suspect you have a stinky smelly leaky asshole... i just hope you don't use your eccie handle when scheduling your next appointment. now that you have told the world all about it.
i mean... what girl on eccie wouldn't love to see you now???
JPdM Originally Posted by Juan Pablo de Marco

Not to mention...the provider he's writing the review about. Oh, nooooo.....that can't be good. Ooof..yeah, good luck with that. Hahaa..

I hope you tipped her. Originally Posted by Infamous BJ

LOL....

Holy ASS breath Batman!

OMG..I'm dyin....I'm soo dying.



Yo breath smells like a fart! - Eddie Murphy


~Kelly TNT

Okay, I think we need to draw the line here. I was joking in one of my previous post on this subject. I have meet the provider he is referring to and she is a doll. She is a provider who takes pride on very good hygiene from the men she sees and I don't want to have anyone think else wise.