Hobbyist Prayer
Thy pussy is my Shepard; I shall fear no pimps
She maketh me lie down in motels
She leadeth me to orgasm city
She restoreth my penal dysfunction
She leadeth me toward multiple hour appointments
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of STD’S
I will fear no evil. For thy pussy be with me
Thy clitoris and thy breasts comfort me
Thou preparest a condom for me, with the drapes open
Thou annointest my member with lubricant, my boner be slick
Surely happiness and feelings of fofillment shall follow me all the days of my hobby, and I will dwell in the house of the provider forever!
Amen
