Average or Above Average Session

How do you define what's a Average or Above Average Session? If a lady does all the things requested by the hobbyist and then some, is that a Average or Above Average Session?

If the lady makes you feel special. Her attitude can offset just about any other issues.

An average session is when one or two elements are not quite up to par or don't occur. For example, you really want a BBBJ, but all you can get is a CBJ, that is average, or her pics don't match i.e. she's older or heavier than depicted. Above average is when all expectations are met in terms of looks, activities and attitude.

Average - she smells nice, gives decent head, fucks pretty good

Above average - nymphomaniac that loves to fuck and suck dick - has an orgasam every 5 minutes or so while telling me I'm awesome - one of the best she's had

Over the top - loves to fuck for hours on end while telling me no man has ever done for her what I do. - and tell me to come back anytime and not worry about a donation!

Average - she smells nice, gives decent head, fucks pretty good

Above average - nymphomaniac that loves to fuck and suck dick - has an orgasam every 5 minutes or so while telling me I'm awesome - one of the best she's had

Over the top - loves to fuck for hours on end while telling me no man has ever done for her what I do. - and tell me to come back anytime and not worry about a donation! Originally Posted by Louigi

Like that happens...

For me it's not about any specific activity of piece of the date, it's how I feel at the end. I's smiling and glad I saw her: average. I'm grinning and thinking whether she is available tomorrow: above average.

Less than Average = Not wearing what I requested when she told me she would. Being tardy, asking me to come by 30 minutes later than I scheduled days in advance. Talking about men she is about to fuck or just recently fucked. Saying "Let's get this over with." That did happen to me once, lol. Upselling, pics inaccurate.

Average = getting what I want, BBBJ, HJ, Mish, DOggie, or whtever. Seems tom e every lady I have seen will take direction so that is average. I already know menu items by doing my research, I shoudl know whether or not BBBJ or CBJ. If iwalk in expecting BBBJCIM and she says do not cum in mouth, that is not even Average, that is less than average. Hence, meet my expectations from my research is Average and othing wrong with Average.

Above Average = All the things I want, and her enthusiasm is high. She seduces me, She contacts prior to session or reads my reviews to see what I like, she does her research on me. When I walk in she knows I want her to drop to her knees and ravish me. She knows I am a multi popper in an hour session. She knows I like to pop orally, then work up to CFS. She wears what I ask her to, or again she has on corset cuz she knows I love them!!!

Over the top = And this has happened to me three times with three different ladies, "Can you please stay longer? No charge." I always reply "no." I do not overstay my welcome. And on all three occassions I was aksed to take back some money, price for me is cheaper. Two of the ladies were regulars and just giving me regular client discount, but third lady I just once and we went way over time accidentally, she asked me to stay longer and offered me a discount. I refused the discount.

Being a simple guy, my definition of Above Average is will I make another appointment to see the provider? If my answer is HELL YEAH!, then she is definitely Above Average and in the Excellent category.

My definition for Average is if I have to think about seeing a provider again. If my answer is MAYBE, then she is average.

What dictates my answers? Outdoorsmans hit the big categories - BBBJ, DATY/DATO, TUMA, and if she makes me MSOG, oh boy...she goes up on my list.

So what classification is it when a lady will tighten her legs around ur head during daty and do the alligator death roll because the orgasms are so intense she cant control herself? Or a lady who demands you go back for more daty if u come up wiping ur chin instead of letting her lick it off? What about if she brings body paints and lets u do ur best artwork upon her body? Or pulls you into the shower after and uses her sudsy body to wash urs...................and then uses her taste buds to make sure the soap is completely washed off? <giggle>

Average - does what she has to to earn the green and nothing more.
above average - great personality, great attitude, loves to cum as much as she likes you too. BBBJ and if shes a real keeper she cim
fantastic - Read above what Luscious Lacy wrote ..Damn got to get up to oKLahOma !!

Average - does what she has to to earn the green and nothing more.
above average - great personality, great attitude, loves to cum as much as she likes you too. BBBJ and if shes a real keeper she cim
fantastic - Read above what Luscious Lacy wrote ..Damn got to get up to oKLahOma !! Originally Posted by wildwooly1

DAYUM i lost at the CIM part... can i bring a friend and have her swallow that?

Outdoorsman.... is this above average for ya?

So what classification is it when a lady will tighten her legs around ur head during daty and do the alligator death roll because the orgasms are so intense she cant control herself? Or a lady who demands you go back for more daty if u come up wiping ur chin instead of letting her lick it off? Originally Posted by LusciousLacy

I've had a lady do that a few times to me... and she was fuckin' awesome!!! What a coincidence you bring that up, too!

I've had a lady do that a few times to me... and she was fuckin' awesome!!! What a coincidence you bring that up, too! Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs

Doctors remove your neckbrace yet? Sorry about that sugar!!

alligator death roll is just for you LL ..but hell yes bring the friend for the cim and ill have to find my way back to Oklahoma ..lol

Ill make you both roll while you hold her down for the cim