My Latest Eccie Encounter

Thought it fun to pass judgement as we would a provider on this board:

Encounter: Donald J. Trump
Date: 2016 through 2020
Name: Donald J. Trump
Phone: Unlisted
Email Address: Unlisted
URL / Website: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
City: Washington, DC
State: Not at this time, but maybe some day
Address: West Wing of White House
Activities: Lot of talking and a lot of screwing
Hair Length and Color: Gray or Flaxen
Age: Seventies
Smoking Status: Non Smoker
Ethnic Background: Very White/Caucasian
Physical Description:

Definitely not a spinner, almost morbidly obese. Has maybe had one too many cheeseburgers. I had forgotten that this provider was Trans; formerly Democrat now swinging Republican. Couldn't tell, but probably pre-op on hormones, hence the pronounced breasts. Couldn't find the "equipment" due to all the folds of fat, but if the adage that one can tell by the size of the hands is true, then it's likely to be small.

Strange hair; couldn't tell if it was a wig or not, but definitely wouldn't let me touch the hair.

Once the clothes came off, was disappointed to find that the beautiful tan didn't expend beyond the neck.

What you see is not what you get.

Recommendation: Solid NO

ROS:

This one has been on my radar for at least 4 years and despite his reputation, I had to investigate for myself.

Pros:
Presents a pretty good image in public postings.
Promises a menu that satisfies the needs of many of the readers here.

Cons:
Actual appearance and vitality disappointing, once you get closer.

Questionable personal hygiene that is conflicting to say the least. One one hand, a classic germophobe, but refused to wear protection against certain communicable diseases during the encounter. Other reports bear out the frequency of unprotected encounters.

Many of the promised menu items (note: menu has not been updated for over 4 years) were not delivered, although in fairness, I did leave the encounter feeling I had been screwed.

Can be quite charming, but turns from zero to bitch in 3 seconds flat. Some of this provider's acrimonious rants indicate more concern with churning volume rather than garnering repeat customers.

Reviews from previous encounters indicate that one should watch their pocketbook during any encounter, lest you come up short.

Lastly, this provider could not focus on the job at hand. Watched TV during most of the encounter and constantly texting on the phone and posting on Twitter. Almost no interest in satisfying the customer; just get the money and run.

Take your star, you magnificent bastard. I wish I could give this more likes, Dog.

Thanks Lapdog. The irony is that many of the punters here expect more and tolerate less from streetwalkers, never mind HDH's, than they do from the top governmental official.

TDS is so strong in this one he spent 20 minutes of his life trying to be cute and failed.

What's this TDS? Trump Dick Suckers?

Next review, ......Joe Biden.
Appeared to be in the middle stages of Dementia, so everything else is a moot point.

Jackie, it's impossible to write a review of someone yet to provide, and there are some older providers here that provide great service.

It is common on this board to not repeat with those that provide even marginally poor service.

Next review, ......Joe Biden.
Appeared to be in the middle stages of Dementia, so everything else is a moot point. Originally Posted by Jackie S

Great job Jackie.

What cha gonna do brother, when the United States of America runs wild on you???

Jackie, it's impossible to write a review of someone yet to provide, and there are some older providers here that provide great service.

It is common on this board to not repeat with those that provide even marginally poor service. Originally Posted by reddog1951

Ahhh 47 years of screwing the U.S.! ncns many times! {Physically or emotionally}!

Im worried about the op writing a review on here about a man!

Yssup, despite all the fear mongering on this board, I expect that my skeleton will have dissolved into the sand before that happens regardless of who wins. The pendulum swings until it reaches a point of equilibrium.

5 stars?? whoops. its 3 stars.


lets see if we can kick this can down to 1 star!