New sexy pics of Ralphey Boy.....

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just kidding,,... figured I would start my own threAD!!.

new sexy pics coming soon!! see this middle aged mans sexy pics!! white hot male, 190 pounds of Solid Steel and Sex Appeal!!
100% real
100% real pics!
110% Not Pimped out
100% satisfaction guaranteed
100% never disappointed





I am in a good mood today! beautiful weather so far!!
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sorry to disappoint you SL but rarely read your posts, because well you post so much would take me to long....

I am bored so I figured I would do what most providers do and post a threAD
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sorry to disappoint you SL but rarely read your posts, because well you post so much would take me to long....

I am bored so I figured I would do what most providers do and post a threAD Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY
Sorry to hear that. That's was a fun one. LOL And I was doing EXACTLY what your doing. Mocking the threADS! But they won't get it nor will they care!

Dont forget to drink your olvatine
Crap ovaltine *joke fail*
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Dont forget to drink your olvatine Originally Posted by NikkiWhite
Isn't it...Ovaltine?

Crap ovaltine *joke fail* Originally Posted by NikkiWhite
Yup!

Would have been funny had you said... ORALtine

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Ralphy how do you feel about strip teases?
RALPHEY BOY's Avatar
I am willing to learn, not the best at stripping


Crap ovaltine *joke fail*
I had some not to long ago, was pretty good!
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Dont forget to drink your olvatine Originally Posted by NikkiWhite
Crap ovaltine *joke fail* Originally Posted by NikkiWhite
Did you mean "Ovomaltine"? Still fails .... and YUK YUK YUK

Isn't it...Ovaltine?
Originally Posted by Still Looking
Yes, a.k.a. as Ovaltine
Now you have me thinking about some OralTime ...
Isn't it...Ovaltine?



Yup!

Would have been funny had you said... ORALtine

Originally Posted by Still Looking
Ok.
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I call shenanigans.

Those pictures are several years old.

Over 30 years, actually. Makes me feel old.
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I call shenanigans.

Those pictures are several years old.

Over 30 years, actually. Makes me feel old. Originally Posted by GneissGuy
no more than 12 years old, I promise!
Went to see ralphey this morning boy I tell you I was not impressed with incall. Had a weird leg shaped lamp in the window but oh well. Went in and the pictures from the ad are def no longer accurate. I was already there and real horny so I asked for a bng but he was muttering something about me shooting his eye out so I left. Heres a new accurate pic.Attachment 287977
Dont forget to drink your olvatine Originally Posted by NikkiWhite
Not sure what you mean MS Nickki, but I interpret that you said as: "Don't forget to drink Nickki's pussy before you go overtime." Still working to get my bifocals fixed so I only sometimes get part of the words and interpret them to best fit my mood at the time. I try not to go overtime out of respect of the ladies, but I have heard that your pussy and charms will put a hobbyist in a trance and they may loose track of time. Looking for the lady to quietly let a guy know. On the other hand, if you are getting a surfing lesson from Old BugleBoy, you could be forgiven for loosing track of time and reality, it happens often.

Just saying....
BB Nikki, we need to go surfing one of these days... Blatant ThreAD.