So, now that the iPhone 5s has a fingerprint sensor that can also be used on nipples, I foresee a "Registered Nipple Database" that will allow escorts and clients to check the ID of each other using their iPhone. (Quote from the article: "This is why I don’t buy my phones second hand.")
No more wondering if this is really the guy or girl that they purport to be. No more checking references. Just scan that proud point.
I have no doubt that several individuals and groups are writing apps for this now. What we need is a snappy acronym for the name, something like:
National iPhone Pink Scanner, NiPS
Any other ideas?