I found a bottle. . . blah-blah-blah
So this Genie pops out and says I get only one wish.
I ask him to make me a bridge from Sqan Deago to Singapore.
He says he could do it but its a little of trouble; dep water, OSHA regulations, International Sea Law, Unions and on and on .
Then he asks if there is anything other than the bridge that he could do instead of the bridge.
I say, "Can you fix everything that is wrong with women?"
He says, "How many lanes do you want on your bridge?"