the perfect woman???? and other silly stuff....

DallasRain's Avatar
1. It is important to find a woman who is a great cook
2. It is important to find a woman who is dead sexy and a sexpot in the bedroom
3. It is important to find a woman who is charming and a witty conversationalist

But most importantly, it is important that these women never meet each other.
I found the perfect woman, who could ask for more.
She is deaf and dumb, over sexed and runs a liquor store.
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
She was a phantom of delight
When first she gleam’d upon my sight;
A lovely apparition, sent
To be a moment’s ornament;
Her eyes as stars of twilight fair;
Like twilight’s, too, her dusky hair;
But all things else about her drawn
From May-time and the cheerful dawn;
A dancing shape, an image gay,
To haunt, to startle, and waylay.
- Wordsworth

But I quite enjoyed Stacy's definition.
BigMikeinKC's Avatar
I found the perfect woman, who could ask for more.
She is deaf and dumb, over sexed and runs a liquor store. Originally Posted by i'va biggen
Plus she needs a flat head so you have some place to set your drink when she's giving you a blow job.
zeejoe's Avatar
George Carlin has the right idea at the 2:35 mark:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LlJybx381c

bigcockpussylicker's Avatar
enough said
JD Barleycorn's Avatar
enough said
Originally Posted by bigcockpussylicker
Looks like Kate Mara from House of Cards and the new Invisible Girl.
bigcockpussylicker's Avatar
Looks like Kate Mara from House of Cards and the new Invisible Girl. Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn
that's what the pic is labeled who it is..I'm glad you can read

I'm also glad she is the new Invisible woman, since Alba got old and had kids
DallasRain's Avatar
and I rented a bum...lol
{the first pic is a silhoutte of Jesus on the Chapel in Jackson Square}
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thebuffmantraples's Avatar
and I rented a bum...lol
{the first pic is a silhoutte of Jesus on the Chapel in Jackson Square} Originally Posted by DallasRain

Is there a review coming on this rental experience of yours?
Oh, that bum probably has more friends then I if he needs his face pixeled! Or are face pics that much of an upsell?
DallasRain's Avatar
Lol ok

Actually there is a book out called "sidewalk angels" and it is about these street performers in new orleans..he is in it!
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DallasRain's Avatar
Perfect beer..
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BigMikeinKC's Avatar
Just saying...
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