Husband vs wife

Husband Vs Wife


What is the meaning of W I F E?
Husband, "Without Information, Fighting Everytime!"
Wife: No darling, it means,With Idiot For Ever
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday.
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills..
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband: You know, I was a fool when I married you..
The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice

Husband Vs Wife


What is the meaning of W I F E?
Husband, "Without Information, Fighting Everytime!"
Wife: No darling, it means,With Idiot For Ever
************ ********* *********

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday.
************ ********* **********

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills..
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
************ ********* **********

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
************ ********* **********

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
************ ********* *********

Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
************ ********* ***********

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband: You know, I was a fool when I married you..
The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice Originally Posted by hardnready69us

haha

btw ... this is not the first time ... UNITE TO STEEL ... DUGGING, AND POISONING THEN MILTARY EQUIPMENT ... THE SUPER LEECHER AT WORK... did i mention SELECTIVE INTEL