The "Ol Tongue in My Ass Trick! Third Time I've Fallen For It This Week!

Ladies, when a tongue starts slithering its way towards your backdoor what do you expect that tongue to do?

Dart around the entrance?
Stab on the pucker?
Spit and poke til it goes inside?

When he's munchin' at the backdoor are you going t try to cum or is it foreplay for you?

Ladies, when a tongue starts slithering its way towards your backdoor what do you expect that tongue to do? Originally Posted by txcwby6

Go back to wherever it was, it doesn't belong there lol (at least for me)

Meg

+1

It's impossible to orgasm from simply licking there. At least for me, anyway. Maybe some other ladies' clit is located there, but mine is not.

+1

It's impossible to orgasm from simply licking there. At least for me, anyway. Maybe some other ladies' clit is located there, but mine is not. Originally Posted by UTR ATF

And then again maybe you haven't been licked right. It's a job for a pro, not an amateur. Some of us pride on doing our jobs right, not just doing it.

And then again maybe you haven't been licked right. It's a job for a pro, not an amateur. Some of us pride on doing our jobs right, not just doing it. Originally Posted by Donnie Brasco

+1!

I've had several ladies O from DATO.

I have seen ladies on both side of the fence. In all honesty I never expected to encounter a "sex worker" to prohibit that basic level of sexual activity...but its happened. Oh well.

Do you have a website? Rates?

And then again maybe you haven't been licked right. It's a job for a pro, not an amateur. Some of us pride on doing our jobs right, not just doing it. Originally Posted by Donnie Brasco

I've had several ladies O from DATO. Originally Posted by Neotek

Real O or fake one?

In all honesty I never expected to encounter a "sex worker" to prohibit that basic level of sexual activity Originally Posted by dentonseek

There is nothing "basic" about sticking your tongue up someone's ass. Yes, even "sex workers" have limits...Not all "sex workers" like to be poked in every orifice with tongues, fingers, toes and elbows...imagine that. I look at it like this....if I didn't do it in porn for big bucks and if I don't do it in my personal life, I'm damn sure not going to do it here

This line _____________ is not to be crossed

I've learned to just follow a ladies lead and a good time will be had by all. Sometimes they enjoy a little anal play as part of foreplay and sometimes they don't.

Real O or fake one? Originally Posted by hotlips_houlihan

Real. My Kung-Fu is strong.

....if I didn't do it in porn for big bucks and if I don't do it in my personal life, I'm damn sure not going to do it here Originally Posted by hotlips_houlihan

I think porn has evolved since then and rimming can be seen in the majority of porn today.

I understand if you don't enjoy it but licking the ass is not like sticking toes and elbows into any orifice. You can state your opinion, but making it sound as if we want to stick a dirty baseball bat in your asshole or a football in your vagina is a gross exaggeration by even the smallest imagination.

I think porn has evolved since then and rimming can be seen in the majority of porn today.

I understand if you don't enjoy it but licking the ass is not like sticking toes and elbows into any orifice. You can state your opinion, but making it sound as if we want to stick a dirty baseball bat in your asshole or a football in your vagina is a gross exaggeration by even the smallest imagination. Originally Posted by dentonseek

Ah yes grasshopper, I see once again we are butting heads, and I can see you once again fail to see my humor. The OP asked a question, I answered it as to how it applies to me. But so be it.

"Since then?" Wow, should I be offended? You act like I have one foot in the grave or something. It wasn't that long ago I did porn. They did rimming "even then" too. I didn't.

I don't care what other people do. Afterall, this lifestyle is full of all sorts of weird/fun/gross/thrilling things. To each his own. I don't judge those who do it. It's just not for me. Have I done it? Sure I have-giving and receiving. Did I like it? Nope. It feels weird, it's unnatural and does nothing for me. It that's your thing, hey-go for it! Just please don't include me lol

What could possibly be nastier than sticking your tongue on, in, around, up something that just had all kinds of waste and bacteria shoot out of it sometime during that day? I don't care if you did wash it really good. It's still nasty. But that is merely my opinion. Oh wait, I can think of something nastier....brown/golden/roman showers.

It seems most guys really want to follow the porn industry, and what happens in it. But just remember one thing....that 19-year-old hot skinny blonde chick with man made 34DDD boobs that's licking that guys ass and doing CIM and blowing bubbles with it after he fucks her in the ass bareback is getting paid several thousand, not 200.

One does not have to include every activity in the alphabet to be a good provider. I'm damn good at what I do.....but have my limitations. We all do!

So next time you get a provider to do all that for you for 200, pat yourself on the back and remind yourself that you are getting one hell of a deal lol

Please also remember, that it is hard to get the "tone" of my post through written words. Those who know me, know my sense of humor. Those who don't, will probably get pissed off at my post....sorry!

Do you have a website? Rates? Originally Posted by UTR ATF

I first have to have you PM me two references from well known hobbyists, specify how they can remember you so I don't have to jog their minds at all. List your ph. # and preferred dates for a session (I only serve ladies in the early morning), and we will go from there. Once you've been verified I will give you my ph. # so that you can have your fun. Rates? For you, the first two hours are on me, after that it's a $20 donation per hour. Please only contact me when you're ready to so a session, my time is very valuable. Thanks.

It is definitely foreplay for me.............

And Donnie Brasco, that is good...you hit that right
on the money...youre to funny.....

I first have to have you PM me two references from well known hobbyists, specify how they can remember you so I don't have to jog their minds at all. List your ph. # and preferred dates for a session (I only serve ladies in the early morning), and we will go from there. Once you've been verified I will give you my ph. # so that you can have your fun. Rates? For you, the first two hours are on me, after that it's a $20 donation per hour. Please only contact me when you're ready to so a session, my time is very valuable. Thanks. Originally Posted by Donnie Brasco

LMAO......damn