The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had
been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide As he realized Grandma
had a prescription for birth control pills..
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL Pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that that could possibly help
you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee...."Yes, dear, I know that. But every
morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter
drinks ... .and believe me, it definitely helps me sleep at night."
- midwestman
- 05-15-2015, 06:43 PM
- Lady Blu
- 05-20-2015, 01:18 AM
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.Love it!
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had
been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide As he realized Grandma
had a prescription for birth control pills..
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL Pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that that could possibly help
you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee...."Yes, dear, I know that. But every
morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter
drinks ... .and believe me, it definitely helps me sleep at night." Originally Posted by midwestman
- Guest081115-1
- 05-20-2015, 06:42 AM
That was good!