Reality show-Shooters!

Saw this last night (Sunday) on the history channel. 16 shooters are assembled in the desert. They are police, navy, army, coast guard, marines, etc.
There they compete against each other each week with different kind of weapons. I forgot to mention some of them shoot rifle, some pistol, some blackpowder, some archery, even crossbows and tomahawks.

This week it was old military weapons; 1903 Springfield, Mosin-Nagant, and the M-14. Ranges are from 100 to 200 yards. A person is chosen to be ejected and they get to compete against another up to 600 yards for elimination.

Coming soon to DVD and VOD, 16 hobbyists assembled in a Motel 6 in the desert . . I can see the parody now - Hustler would be likely to make this one . . . BTW, any of you gentlemen that can shoot with your GUN and reach YARDS can feel free to PM me - LOL! The longest "shot" I ever saw (personally) was from a stout old farmer about all of 5' 5" tall with a well endowed package standing at the foot of a king bed to a point above the headboard, hitting the wall at approx. six feet from the ground . . I'm sure some math genius out there can estimate the total distance it would have traveled had the little swimmers not impacted the wallpaper of the Westin Crown Center, but I was impressed and took it as quite a compliment. There was some very pent-up frustration from 25 years of a bad marriage shed in that room a few times those several hours . . . she had no idea what she had been missing. It just goes to prove that the bedspreads aren't safe anywhere . . . it is amazing what you can find with a small fluorescent tube black-light in many places . . . in fact, in my experience, the nicer the hotel - the more likely it is to be, well, "dirty". This is why I always have a fresh blanket covering the bed . . . you - just. never. know.

Disclaimer: No monies were exchanged during the aforementioned encounter.

Kisses,

- Jackie

Wow Jackie I am suprized, you said he was well endowed, I always thought the shorter the hose the higher the pressure LOL.

...so his dick was about 3 feet from the ground and he hit the wall about 6 feet high from the foot of the bed? He's lucky he didn't hurt his dick! What are the ballistic calculation on that, DD?

I have no idea, the only thing I can suggest for safety reasons do not stand in front of him. Ladies, CIM may be very dangerous.

at the foot of a king bed to a point above the headboard, hitting the wall at approx. six feet from the ground . . I'm sure some math genius...

Not being one, the average speed of ejaculate is claimed to be 28 mph. With his "hot" load that he was carrying he hit at height of 6 foot from a distance of 7 feet away. No wonder my calc grades were so shitty, the formula escapes me.

I think the projectile was loaded past safe tolerance's, this caused an over pressure in the breach which resulted in catasrophic failure of the locking lugs forcing an uncontrolled discharge from the battery heaving the projectile past the identified target, which resulted in collateral damage and the killing of millions of enemy combatants as they were hurled into enemy structures.