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> NO SEX Since 1955
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> A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event
> hosted by a local liberal arts college.
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> There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in
> attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for
> conversation.
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> "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
> something bothering you?"
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> "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
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> The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It
> looks like you have seen a lot of action."
>
> "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
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> The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
> "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."
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> The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
>
> Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this
> the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
>
> "1955, ma'am."
>
> "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to
> chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him
> to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
>
> Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and
> said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
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> The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not;
> it's only 2130 now."
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> (Gotta love military time)
