After reading Khloe's deoderant thread I had to post this as an addendum.
Ladies , if you want to ruin a session and possibly your reputation show up to an appointment not fresh.
We all know what I mean, fresh down under.
I have had this happen to me a couple times now where things are moving along smoothly and I reach down to rub her , bring my hand up and the most God awful stench is on my hand. You want Mr . Happy to go limp as a wet noodle , well this is a sure fire way to do it. When this happens I just want the hell out and I promise you the review to follow will not be a good one.
I take the time and trouble to always shower,shave ,brush my teeth,gargle,whatever it takes to make myself presentable to the ladies when I arrive. I take a mint or chew gum just before arriving.
Is it too much to ask that the lady does the same?
"Buy a bottle of douche please".
Now I will say the majority of times this has occured is with younger providers on early in the day appointments , though I did have one more mature provider I met have the same problem.
If you are running a little late and haven't had time to freshen up for pities sake just tell the guy you need a little extra time for a shower ,or whatever. He will appreciate it and the odds of you getting a bad review go way down.
To not be clean and fresh for a session is rude , annoying and just down right disgusting.
Yes , this does go for the guys too. There is no excuse for showing up for a session not being clean unless there is an understanding that you will want a shower when you arrive.
Ok , my rant for the day is over.