"Review: The Ebola Experience With ManSlut."

Date: 10/1/2014
Provider: ManSlut http://eccie.net/member.php?u=155654
Phone: He likes to stay UTR.
Email Address: JarSquatter1@gmail.com
URL / Website: http://www.1man1jar.org
City: Downtown Dallas
State: Tejas
Address: The Joule, Downtown Dallas
Appointment Type: Outcall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: Ebola Experience, Jar Squatting, DATY, DATO, BBBJ, Rusty Trombone x 2, K9, Missionary, Boyfriend Experience, Cuddling, Liquid shits x 15, Vomit x 7, and lots of sweet love, care and devotion. Saving the world. Two Nobel Peace Prize Nominations for our outstanding contribution in the field of medicine.
Session Length: 24 hours
Fee: $150
Hair Length and Color: Short, dark hair, clean shaven.
Age: 40’s
Smoking Status: Non-Smoker
Ethnic Background: Hispanic
Physical Description: 5’10 and a little pudgy. Adorable in person, but really hairy. No tattoos.
Recommendation: Yes, he saved my life.

The fuck?

I wouldn't recommend anyone click that link. That's some sick shit.

WTF

All that for just 150?? Times are tough in Dallas.

The Backstreet Boys?? That's just sick.

ha ha, gluten free.

She said Ebola, ManSlut thought she said "Go Bowling".
I try and tell people the importance of good communication.

So good I cried.

Nice review. I hear that's his BFE session. The PSE version involves livestock.

That is pure genius. Don't know who SP is but it's one smart mofo. That review deserves at least a year of Premium Access.

Gosh Damn It Sweater Puppies, I told you my explosive diarrhea was that greasy Whataburger hamburger I had before our meetup!!!...I hadn't had one in a couple of months and my system was unused to it. Eating clean really strengthens the colon and preps the anus for foreign object insertion.

I laughed, I cried, I threw up in my mouth a little bit....

Now that I have slept some this was nearly as good as "2 girls 1 cup"

Gosh Damn It Sweater Puppies, I told you my explosive diarrhea was that greasy Whataburger hamburger I had before our meetup!!!...I hadn't had one in a couple of months and my system was unused to it. Eating clean really strengthens the colon and preps the anus for foreign object insertion. Originally Posted by ManSlut

Providers arent supposed to comment on their own reviews....

A nod to Outbreak and Tommy Boy...hell I might be in love too.

Providers arent supposed to comment on their own reviews.... Originally Posted by Luke Skywalker

+1...Lol Luke, I forgot.

Or, was it a marketing trick?...Bump